BURGER LOUNGE
This is how it goes. You go to swimming workout with friends and have a great workout you get out of the water your hungry and get invited to the Burger Lounge. You get there and are the first one in line and you order your burger. You get your number choose a table and wait for everyone to order their burgers. Then the so called burgers arrive. WTF my burger is the only one that really looks like a burger. My friends burgers have no resemblance to any kind of burger that I know. Why invite someone to have a burger and get a pseudo burger. One of my friends got the veggie burger not in a bun but wrapped in lettuce leaves. The other one got the burger patty but no buns. Also burgers should come with fries not extra lettuce leaves and you eat a burger with a coke not imported Italian mineral water. Oh, and if you are wondering why there is a packet of kleenex by the veggie burger, its because my friend says that her imported from Spain kleenex are the best in the world and that is the only thing she uses to wipe her nose. If I am going to workout and kill myself doing endless laps around the pool there is no way I am going to go and eat a lettuce wrapped, cheeseless burger and say it was the best burger I have ever had. Its burger and fries for me with a tall cold coca-cola.

